PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
"It doesn’t matter what you are. It only matters what you do."
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
this is why i have trust issues
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Mary being beautiful on her wedding day